it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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