I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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