some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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