So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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