It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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