Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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