HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
did i walk over a car last night?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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