just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
