does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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