Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I should be sponsored by Trojan
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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