1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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