Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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