if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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