Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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