did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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