At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Randomize
