Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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