what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Can I color on your dick again?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
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