I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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