Pants 0. Shit 1.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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