that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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