She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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