he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
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