the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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