Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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