Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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