Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I love you. Go after that dick
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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