why didn't you poke me back
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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