bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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