I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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