I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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