Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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