We're like a lot better than the average bears
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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