you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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