so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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