I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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