no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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