I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
So. Much. Porn.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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