Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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