Porn is love you can see.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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