What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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