he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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