I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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