Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
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