i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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