At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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