We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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