i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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