I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I don't deserve a penis
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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