whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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